just don't know what to do with myself

Holy shit. It's my last weekend in town. Next weekend I'll be working in eugene and bend, then it's off to alaska for five fucking weeks. This sucks. It's gonna be a lot of hard work. Not looking forward to it, just in case you couldn't tell. At least it won't be freezing cold. I am so fucking bored living in aloha. I can't really go see my friends unless I want to drive two hours, traffic always sucks, and I hate most oregon drivers.
i get to go stay with sarah and dan on sunday and tuesday night for work. Dan is taking his staff out to go bowling on sunday night so I'm going with them it looks like. Should be fun, haven't been bowling in a few years, but I've always sucked so I'm not worried!! Amanda is leaving for shasta lake this weekend and won't be back for a week, so I will be gone by the time she gets back.
Watched white noise today, was not as scary as I thought it would be. It was also kinda dumb. So then I watched four rooms and laughed my ass off. That movie cracks me up. Fav part of the movie ted blowing up on the phone with betty:

GUINNESS GIRL
Happy New Year!

BACK TO TED: BACK AND FORTH

TED
Let me speak to Betty.

GUINNESS GIRL
Party's over, she probably went home.

TED
She lives there.

GUINNESS GIRL
Oh, well, I haven't seen 'em in a
while.

TED
Do you even know who I'm talking
about?

GUINNESS GIRL
Yeah... yeah... yeah... I know 'em,
I know Eddy.

TED
Betty, not Eddy.

GUINNESS GIRL
Yeah... yeah... I know Betty too...
Tall...

TED
No, not particularly. She's got curly
red hair.

GUINNESS GIRL
No, no, no, no, no, I know, I know.
Japanese girl.

TED
She's not Japanese! I just said she
had red hair.

GUINNESS GIRL
Yeah... yeah... yeah... I know her.

TED
Well, then get her on the phone,
it's an emergency.

GUINNESS GIRL
Who -- who should I say's calling?

TED
Tell 'em Teddy from work's on the
phone, and it's a major fuckin'
emergency.

GUINNESS GIRL
Gotcha, Betty from work.

TED
Not Betty from work, I'm calling
Betty! I'm Teddy. Just say Ted.

GUINNESS GIRL
Hi, Ted, I'm Margaret. You sound
down. Has this not been the happiest
of New Year's?

TED
(resigning himself to
talking with Margaret)
No Margaret, this hasn't been my
best New Year. This year's starting
off pretty badly.

MARGARET
Awww, how come?

TED
Well, Betty -- the chick whose house
you're at, even though you don't
know her -- leaves me here all by
myself on New Year's Eve. And first
thing right off the bat, I'm fucked
by a coven of witches.

MARGARET
An oven full of witches fucked you?
Is that like at the circus when they
stick all those clowns in an itty-
bitty car?

TED
A coven. A coven of witches. Well,
one witch in particular.

MARGARET
Was she an old hag with a mole, with
hair growing out of it?

TED
No-no-no, she was... quite beautiful.

Margaret thinks for a moment.

MARGARET
Ted?

TED
Yes.

MARGARET
What's the problem?

TED
Well, admittedly, that was the best
part of the night. It was pretty
fuckin' cool, actually. But it was
still an unnerving way to start off
the night.

MARGARET
Sounds to me like a pretty great way
to start off the night.

TED
Okay, let's just skip over the
witches.

MARGARET
-- Skipping over the witches.

TED
So, later, in another room, some
crazy sucking maniac sticks a gun in
my face and forces me to play out
some psychosexual drama with his
wife.

MARGARET
He made you have psycho sex with his
wife?

TED
No, he didn't make me fuck his wife,
he thought I'd fucked his wife! He
held me at gunpoint with a loaded
gun!

MARGARET
What kinda gun?

TED
I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It
was big.

MARGARET
Like Dirty Harry's gun.

TED
Yeah, something like that.

MARGARET
Did it have a real long barrel or a
short barrel?

TED
What difference does it make?

MARGARET
Well, for one thing it's the
difference between a .44 Magnum and
a Magnum .357.

TED
Who cares if it was a .44 or a .392,
it was a fuckin' loaded gun, pointed
at my fuckin' head!

Margaret takes this in.

MARGARET
You wanna skip over this part, too?

TED
I want you to get Betty on the phone!

MARGARET
Hold on.
(yelling to the room)
Anybody live here named...
(to Ted)
What's her name again?

TED
Betty.

MARGARET
Betty!

The sleepy room stirs. Betty wakes up from the floor.

BETTY
Yeah, whatcha screamin' about?

MARGARET
You're Betty?

BETTY
Yeah, I'm Betty, it's my fuckin'
place, who the fuck are you?

MARGARET
I'm Margaret
(hands her the phone)
And this is Ted.

Betty takes the phone.

BETTY
Ted, what's the problem?

TED
What's the problem? I don't got a
problem, I got fuckin' problems!
Wanna hear?

BETTY
(yawning, wiping sleep
from her eyes)
Sure.

TED
Well, most recently, there's room
716. There's a scary Mexican gangster
dude pokin' his finger in my chest.
There's his hooligan kids snapping
their fingers at me. There's the
putrid rotting corpse of a dead whore
stuffed in the springs of a bed.
There're rooms blazing afire...
There's a needle from God knows where
stuck in my leg, infecting me with
God knows what, and finally, there's
me walking out the fuckin' door right
now! Buenas noches.


:) Putrid rotting corpse of a dead whore... lol... BUENAS NOCHES!!!